MEMORANDUM OPINION
Whilе many expatriate communities tend to be welcoming and assist newcomers in assimilating to their new surroundings, Plaintiff Darren Vasaturo contends that was not his experience. In this rather odd pro se action, he alleges that the expatriate community in Kyoto, Japan, is rife with Central Intelligеnce Agency officers who have conspired to deprive him of his civil rights and other entitlements. Yahiya Abdelsamad is the first (but surely not the last) of the 33 named Defendants to file a Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(6) Motion to Dismiss, arguing that Plaintiff has failed to allege sufficient facts to support his lawsuit. The Court agrees.
I. Background
In evaluating Abdelsamad’s Motion to Dismiss, the Court must accept as true all facts alleged in Plaintiffs Amended Complaint and his Opposition. Vasаturo is an American citizen, currently residing in Kyoto. See Am. Compl., ¶ 1. He works as an “area specialist and Japanese-to-English translatоr.” Id., ¶76. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Interdisciplinary Studies in Social Sciences, with a focus on 20th Century East Asian History. Id., ¶ 46. During Jais time in Kyoto, Vasaturo has interacted with a multitude of expatriates, many of whom who he claims have conspired against him to violate assorted cоnstitutional rights.
In a long-winded and digressive 228-page Amended Complaint, Plaintiff sets forth what he lists as eight causes of action against no fewer than 33 Defendants. See id. at 10 (“Table of Contents”). Amidst a landscape of rambling and semi-connected facts, Abdelsamad makes but a . cameo appearance. Plaintiff accuses him only of “Freemasonry” and being a CIA officer “(or MI6 proxy, etc.)” and of “under-minting] [his] friendship with [David] Chаpman for personal reasons related to his desire to remain in Kyoto, like the other CIA officers that sought to displace Plaintiff from Kyoto.” Am. Compl., ¶ 153. These facts appear in the “Conspiracy” section, although that runs 67 pages and touches on all manner of tоpics¡
, In his 45-page Opposition to Abdelsa-mad’s brief Motion to Dismiss, Plaintiff patches together a series of puzzling comments about this Defendant, including that he may know the other Defendants because “Abdelsamad admit[ed] that he attended Kyoto University during the time frame in which [Defendаnt Sasha] Peterka visited me in Kyoto multiple times, during the early stages of the conspiracy.” Opp., ¶ 11. Abdelsamad also has an “as yet unacknowledged and hitherto mysterious relationship to an old friend, David Chapman (attorney at law).” Id., ¶ 3. Plaintiff also states that “Chapman said that Abdеlsa-mad: ‘... told me that if I mentioned to you that I met him — he would kill me.’ ” Id., ¶ 11 (italics and underlining original). Finally, perhaps as a musical interlude, Vasaturo notes that Abdelsamad “played the bagpipes along the banks of the Kamo River in Kyoto, which is also where I play the shakuhachi.” Id., ¶ 12
II. Legal Standard
Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6) provides for the dismissal оf an action where a complaint fails “to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.” In evaluating Defendant’s Motion tо Dismiss, the Court must “treat the complaint’s factual allegations as true ... and must grant
Although “detailed factual allegations” are not necessary .to withstand a Rule 12(b)(6) motion, id. at 555,
In evaluating the sufficiency of Plаintiff’s Complaint under Rule 12(b)(6), the Court may consider “the facts alleged in the complaint, any documents either attached to or incorporated in the com-plaintf,] and matters.of which [the court] may take judicial notice.” Equal Emp’t Opportunity Comm’n v. St. Francis Xavier Paroсhial Sch.,
III. Analysis
As the Background section makes manifest, the Court has little idea what activities Vasaturo is alleging that Abdel-samad conducted. As his actions arе described in the “Conspiracy” count, perhaps that is the allegation here. Yet Plaintiff never clearly explains who engaged in a conspiracy or to what end. And his pleadings certainly do not allege that Abdelsa-mad took any acts in furtherance of such conspiracy.
Courts have dismissed conspiracy claims where, for example, plaintiffs simply alleged that defendants had “agreed” or “сonspired” to violate their rights but did not provide a “description of the persons involved in the agreement, the nature of the agreеment, what particular acts were taken to' form the conspiracy, or what overt acts were taken in furtherance of the conspiracy.” Bush v. Butler,
The Court has grave doubts about the legitimacy of this Amended Complaint and is concerned that the actions described have no connection bеyond fantasy. It will nonetheless dismiss Abdelsamad as a Defendant without prejudice such that Vasa-turo may move to again amend his Complaint if hе can articulate a legitimate cause of action against Abdelsamad.
IV. Conclusion
For the foregoing reasons, the Court will grant Defendant Abdelsamad’s Motion to Dismiss without prejudice. A contemporaneous Order will so state.
