Timothy Melton pleaded guilty in 1995 to drug offenses and, in exchange for cooperation, received a sentence of 216 months’ imprisonment, or 90% of the statutory minimum that would have applied in the absence of a favorable recommendation by the prosecutor. More than a year later (and more than a year after the Antiter-rorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 took effect), Melton filed a collateral attack under 28 U.S.C. § 2255, contending that he would have received a lower sentence had his lawyer done a better job. The court recruited an attorney to assist Melton. Six months later, after his original counsel had filed an affidavit that demolished his contentions, Melton dismissed this proceeding. In 2003 Melton again sought relief — and, doubtless recognizing that § 2255 was no longer available given not only the time limit of § 2255 ¶ 6 but also the earlier unsuccessful collateral attack, see 28 U.S.C. §§ 2244, 2255 ¶ 8, Melton styled this request as a petition for a writ of audita querela. Just as in 1997, Melton contended that his sentence had been spoiled by ineffective assistance of counsel.
The ancient writ of audita querela, long ago abolished in federal civil proceedings, see Fed.R.Civ.P. 60(b), has no apparent relevance to criminal sentences.
Black’s Law Dictionary
126 (7th ed.1999), describes it as a “writ available to a judgment debtor who seeks a rehearing of a matter on grounds of newly discovered evidence or newly existing legal defenses.” Melton is not a judgment debtor, and the territory of new facts and law is occupied for civil matters by Rule 60(b) and for criminal matters by Fed.R.Crim.P. 33 plus § 2255. See
United States v. Kimberlin,
Things are not so simple, however, given the AEDPA. The prosecutor had asked the district judge not to
deny
the application but to
dismiss
it for want of jurisdiction. Melton can’t try again tomorrow under § 2255 and couldn’t have employed § 2255 at the time he filed this petition in the district court; his application in 1997
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used up the only collateral attack allowed as of right, see
Altman v. Benik,
Prisoners cannot avoid the AED-PA’s rules by inventive captioning. See, e.g.,
Owens v. Boyd,
Paragraph 1 of § 2255 reads:
A prisoner in custody under sentence of a court established by Act of Congress claiming the right to be released upon the ground that the sentence was imposed in violation of the Constitution or laws of the United States, or that the court was without jurisdiction to impose such sentence, or that the sentence was in excess of the maximum authorized by law, or is otherwise subject to collateral attack, may move the court which imposed the sentence to vacate, set aside or correct the sentence.
Melton’s application fits comfortably within that coverage. It therefore was a motion under § 2255, notwithstanding its caption, and the district court was obliged to dismiss it for want of jurisdiction because Melton had not received this court’s permission to commence a second or successive collateral attack. Moreover, because § 2255 governs, Melton needed a certificate of appealability in order to obtain appellate review, see 28 U.S.C. § 2253(c), and he has neither requested nor received one. (The district court also neglected to make the initial determination that Fed. R.App. P. 22(b)(1) calls for in all matters within the scope of § 2255, even if the prisoner fails to request a certificate.)
Recharacterizing a prisoner’s
initial
post-judgment motion as a collateral attack subject to § 2255 has a potential to surprise a legal novice who may think that the motion does not jeopardize the right to one complete round of collateral review. Accordingly, the Supreme Court held in
Castro v. United States,
— U.S. —,
We have held that a prisoner who seeks damages should not have the papers treated as a request for collateral review, and that a prisoner who wants to shorten his time in custody should not have the papers converted into a civil suit under
Bivens
or 42 U.S.C. § 1983. See, e.g.,
Copus v. Edgerton,
We have treated the papers that Melton has filed in this court as an implicit request for permission to commence another collateral attack. It would be inappropriate to grant such permission, however, because Melton’s contention that he received ineffective assistance of counsel in 1995 does not meet any of the statutory criteria for second or successive collateral attacks.
The judgment of the district court is vacated, and the case is remanded with instructions to dismiss for want of jurisdiction.
