State of Wisconsin v. Andrew F. Glick, Joseph Birkenstock, Donald Leist, Michael Dewane, and Samuel S. MisenkoState of Wisconsin v. Andrew F. Glick, Joseph Birkenstock, Donald Leist, Michael Dewane, and Samuel S. Misenko
People saddled with mortgages may treasure the idea of having clean title to their homes. The usual way to obtain clean title is to pay one’s debts. Some have decided that it is cheaper to write a “land patent” purporting to convey unassailable title, and to file that “patent” in the recording system. For example, Samuel Misenko, one of the appellants, drafted a “declaration of land patent” purporting to clear the title to an acre of land of all encumbrances. He recorded that “patent” with the appropriate officials of Manitowoc, Wisconsin. He attached to his “patent” a genuine patent, to a quarter section of land, signed by President Fillmore in 1851.
We have consolidated five pro se cases arising from home-drawn “patents.” All five began as criminal complaints charging the appellants with criminal slander of title, in violation of Wisc.Stát. § 943.60(1). The state’s theory is that the “patents” are frivolous documents that confuse the system of recording interests in real property. Each appellant removed the criminal proceeding to federal court, invoking
If self-drafted “land patents” are frivolous gestures, as we held in
Hilgeford,
then the removal of the state’s prosecutions is frivolity on stilts. (Apologies to Jeremy Bentham.)
Of the five appellants, only Glick asserts that he is the victim of racial discrimination. Glick, who is white, does not explain the nature of this discrimination. None of the appellants explains how the prosecutions for criminal slander of title offend any specific federal law securing racial equality. None explains how any state law frustrates all hope of implementing the federal right. The appellants say that the state courts are biased against them and that they are being prosecuted on account of the exercise of federal rights, but it has been established since
City of Greenwood v. Peacock, supra,
We have been unable to find an award of attorneys’ fees, or damages in lieu of attorneys’ fees, against the defendant in any criminal case. Several considerations support a general reluctance to award attorneys’ fees in criminal cases. First, most rules and statutes authorizing awards of fees — e.g.,
Although it is therefore no surprise that courts do not award attorneys’ fees against criminal defendants who assert frivolous positions, we have not found any case suggesting that an award of fees, or of damages under
We need not consider whether and when a court should impose sanctions on a criminal defendant who simply makes unsupportable arguments during the regular course of trial and appeal. (Perhaps sanctions imposed on counsel under
These removals vexatiously multiplied the proceedings in the original sense of that phrase. And federal courts lack the principal weapons available to the state courts to prevent harassing litigation. Because the appellants will not be sentenced in federal court, the court cannot impose the costs of prosecution as part of the sentence or augment any sentence of incarceration under the principle of
Grayson.
It is attorneys’ fees and damages under
An award of damages under
Affirmed.
Notes
Although orders remanding cases are ordinarily not reviewable by appellate courts, see