This appeal requires us to determine whether a health-club services contract conforms with various Massachusetts consumer protection statutes. After studying the pertinent contractual and statutory provisions, we find no nonconformity. Accordingly, we affirm the district court’s dismissal of the action.
*4 I. BACKGROUND
Because this appeal follows the granting of a motion to dismiss,
see
Fed. R.Civ.P. 12(b)(6), we rehearse the facts as elaborated in the operative pleading (here, the plaintiffs amended complaint).
See Palmer v. Champion Mortg.,
In March of 2004, plaintiff-appellant Gis-selle Ruiz signed a contract for health-club services (the Contract) with Holiday Universal, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Bally Total Fitness Holding Corp. 1 The Contract allowed the plaintiff access to one of Bally’s facilities for 36 months in exchange for payment of a one-time membership fee of $1,565, followed by monthly dues of $8. Rather than pay the membership fee up front, the plaintiff chose to finance the sum (less a down payment of $150) over a 36-month period at an annual percentage rate of 14.75%. Under that arrangement, she was to pay Bally $48.88 per month (in addition to her monthly dues).
Although the Contract contained a multiplicity of provisions, we enumerate here only those that are directly relevant to our analysis. Under the Contract, the plaintiff was free to stop paying her monthly dues at any time by submitting written notice to Bally, with the understanding that she would then forfeit her right to use the health-club facilities. The plaintiff was not free to discontinue the deferred payments on the membership fee; refund of the membership fee could be triggered only by certain identified events (e.g., long-term disability or relocation to an area remote from any of Bally’s locations). So long as the Contract remained in full force and effect, the plaintiff had the option, at the end of the initial 36-month period, to extend her membership from month to month by paying increased dues of $12 or $17 per month (depending upon the payment method that she elected). Finally, the Contract contained a provision specifying that Bally would not be liable for personal property that the plaintiff chose to bring to the club.
Sometime later in 2004 — the exact date is obscure — the plaintiff purported to cancel the Contract and requested that Bally refund the balance of her membership fee. Bally refused her request.
Undaunted, the plaintiff repaired to a Massachusetts state court and filed a putative class action. Her complaint contained a myriad of claims. Two of them comprise the focal point of this appeal: (i) that the Contract violated a provision of the Massachusetts Health Club Services Contracts Act (the HCSCA) prohibiting the required financing of a health-club contract for more than one month beyond the expiration of that contract, see Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93, § 80; and (ii) that the Contract transgressed the HCSCA’s prohibition on waiver of consumer claims, see id. Relat-edly, the plaintiff alleged that these infractions also implicated the Commonwealth’s general consumer protection statute. See Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93A (Chapter 93A). The plaintiff sought damages for herself and for the putative class members, multiplied under Chapter 93A, see id. § 9(3), *5 and the penalty-free opportunity for all class members to rescind their health-club contracts.
Bally removed the case to the federal district court under the diversity
of
citizenship statute.
See
28 U.S.C. § 1332(a);
see also id.
§§ 1441(a), 1446. Shortly thereafter, it moved to dismiss, asserting among other things that the plaintiff lacked standing to pursue the action and that, in all events, the Contract did not offend the HCSCA. The district court agreed with these arguments and, dismissed the action.
See Ruiz v. Bally Total Fitness Holding Corp.,
II. ANALYSIS
We review the district court’s dismissal for failure to state a claim de novo.
See Arruda v. Sears, Roebuck & Co.,
With this framework in place, we turn to an evaluation of the plaintiffs claims. In so doing, we bear in mind that we are not bound by the district court’s decisional calculus but, rather, may affirm the decision below on any ground made manifest by the record.
See United States v. Cabrera-Polo,
A. Standing.
As an initial matter, we address the contention that the plaintiff lacks standing to sue under the relevant statutory provisions because she has not asserted any injury resulting from the alleged infractions.
See
Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93, § 86 (providing a private right of action for any consumer who has “suffered any injury .as a result of a violation [of the HCSCA]”); Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93A, § 9(1) (providing “[a]ny p.erson ... who has been injured” by a practice declared unlawful under Chapter 93A with a private right of action). In the context of a Massachusetts consumer protection statute, the term “injury” has two components. In the first instance, it denotes “an invasion of a legally protected interest.”
Leardi v. Brown,
The plaintiffs primary claim of injury runs along the following lines. If, as she contends, certain provisions of the Contract violate the HCSCA, the Contract is unenforceable. See Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93, § 85 (“Any contract for health club services which does not comply with the applicable provisions of this chapter shall be void and unenforceable as contrary to public policy.”). Yet, Bally refused to hon- or her request to cancel the Contract. Thus, the enduring obligation to make the subsequent payments called for by the Contract constitutes a cognizable injury.
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We agree with the premise on which this rationale rests. While the facts relating to the plaintiffs attempted cancellation are as yet undeveloped, the plaintiff is entitled, on a Rule 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss, to all reasonable inferences from the facts alleged in her amended complaint.
See Rogan,
In an effort to parry this thrust, Bally counters with a pair of Massachusetts cases. First, it laments that, under the plaintiffs theory of injury, any consumer who has made payments under a contract alleged to violate the HCSCA would have standing to sue. This result, Bally asserts, would render the statutory injury requirement meaningless.
This lamentation relies heavily on an unpublished trial court decision allowing a motion for summary judgment against a plaintiff who alleged violations of the HCSCA. See Albats v. Town Sports Int’l, Inc., No.2002-04910, slip op. (Mass.Super.Ct. May 10, 2004). 2 In that case, the only injury claimed by the plaintiff was that she had lost certain protections under the law. Id. at 5-6, 9. In concluding that the plaintiff had not alleged an adequate injury, the Albats court emphasized that the plaintiff had continued to use the health-club facility after filing her initial complaint. Id. at 7. Moreover, she had not manifested a desire to be released from her contractual obligations. Id.
Here, however, the facts are materially different. The plaintiff in this case, unlike the plaintiff in Albats, attempted to cancel the Contract before filing suit. Although she no longer covets her health-club membership, she has been required to continue making payments because Bally refused to honor her request for a full cancellation. Given these averments, Bally’s reliance on Albats is mislaid.
The second case upon which Bally relies is
Hershenow,
in which consumers invoked Chapter 93A in endeavoring to recover payments made under car-rental agreements that allegedly contained illegal exclusions in waivers of collision damage.
That ends this aspect of the matter. The plaintiffs standing to sue in this case is not dependent upon a claim of per se injury, nor upon a nebulous theory of injury that would drain the statutory requirement of all meaning. To the contrary, the raw factual averments in her amended complaint hold out the prospect — if proven — of satisfying both components of the statutory injury requirement. No more is exigible to ward off a dismissal for lack of standing.
B. The Financing Arrangement.
This brings us to the merits. In that regard, the plaintiffs flagship claim is that the Contract contradicts an HCSCA provision governing the permissible length of financing arrangements in connection with health-club services contracts. That provision reads in relevant part:
No contract for health club services shall require payments or financing by the buyer over a period that extends more than one month beyond the expiration of the contract.
Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93, § 80. The plaintiff argues that the Contract runs from month to month — it creates, in effect, a series of one-month terms — and that each monthly term expires unless the subscriber elects to pay the next month’s dues. Given this design, the plaintiff claims, the financing arrangement that she entered into, which covered a 36-month period, violates the HCSCA provision quoted above.
Bally demurs. Pointing to various contractual rights that extend over the 36-month period without regard to the payment vel non of monthly dues,
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it depicts the term of the Contract as 36 months. Since this span corresponds precisely with the financing period, Bally opines that the Contract complies with the HCSCA imperative. The district court sided with Bally on this issue.
See Ruiz,
We recognize the closeness of the question anent the duration of the Contract term. We conclude, however, that there is no need to answer that question. Here, the plaintiffs claim is foreclosed regardless of the length of the term. We explain briefly.
By its plain and unvarnished language, the HCSCA provision only proscribes health-club services contracts that require payments or financing running more than one month beyond the expiration of the contract’s term. The Contract at issue here did not require any such extended payment plan or financing arrangement. Rather, it afforded the plaintiff a choice; she had the option of paying her membership fee in a lump sum when joining the health club or paying the fee in installments by means of a financing arrangement. Even- after making an initial choice in favor of financing, she retained the right to prepay her membership fee in full at any time with no .prepayment penalty. 4
*8 Seen in this light, it is transparently clear that the Contract does not require (or even encourage) long-term financing of the membership fee. Unless the statute means something other than what it says, the absence of any such requirement is fatal to the plaintiffs claim.
The plaintiff strives to convince us that the statute should be read with just such a rhetorical flourish. Cf Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass (1871) (“ ‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, ... ‘it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.’ ”)• She acknowledges that the word “require” typically means to demand, to compel, or to impose an obligation. See, e.g., Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary 1058 (11th ed.2003) (defining “require” as “to claim or ask for by right and authority” or “to demand as necessary or essential”). Nevertheless, she exhorts us not to read the word literally; essentially, she asks us to equate it with “permit.” In her view, the Contract, in combination with Bally’s marketing practices, transgresses the spirit— if not the letter — of the HCSCA through the “artifice of the literal monthly renewal language.” Appellant’s Reply Br. at 4.
In support of this argument, the plaintiff cites a report published six years before the enactment of the HCSCÁ.
See
Federal Trade Commission, Report of the Presiding Officer on Proposed Trade Regulation Rule Concerning Health Spas, Public Record 215-50 (1979) (FTC Report). The FTC Report referenced concerns that health clubs had been luring customers into long-term contracts that obligated them to pay for services not yet received.
See id.
at 29. The difficulty with the plaintiffs attempt to mix and match a federal report and a state statute is that she has provided us with no evidence that the Massachusetts legislature was aware of the FTC Report when it enacted the HCSCA — let alone any evidence that the legislature relied on that document. On these facts, the plaintiffs effort to characterize the FTC Report as persuasive evidence of legislative intent is unavailing. Speculation and surmise cannot take the place of proof.
See Franklin v. Albert,
The plaintiff also adverts to the hoary principle that remedial statutes should be interpreted broadly to effectuate their evident purposes,
see, e.g., Roberts v. Enter. Rent-A-Car Co.,
Here, however, those principles yield to the specific wording of the HCSCA. After all, it is settled beyond hope of contradiction that “courts must presume that a legislature says in a statute what it means and means in a statute what it says.”
Barnhart v. Sigmon Coal Co.,
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To be sure, courts do make an occasional exception to the “plain language” rule in order to avoid obvious injustice or absurd results.
See Griffin,
Next, the plaintiff suggests that reading “require” to mean “require” will empty the statutory provision of all meaning. That construction should be avoided at all costs, she adds, because a court should not lightly presume that a legislature would enact a stillborn provision.
See Ins. Rating Bd. v. Comm’r of Ins.,
We do not denigrate either the wisdom or the utility of the legal construct that this argument embodies. But that construct usually is applied when a particular interpretation of a statute would leave it bereft of any .practical effect.
See, e.g., Champigny v. Commonwealth,
The provision of the HCSCA that the plaintiff invokes does not fall within this taxonomy. Even when given the more circumspect reading that its text appears to demand, the provision forestalls several potential evils by prohibiting health-club services contracts that “require payments or financing [extending] more than one month beyond the expiration of the contract.” So construed, the provision encourages health clubs to disclose the full cost of their contracts by giving consumers the right to pay those costs up front. Further, it ensures that customers cannot be forced into unwanted financing of health-club membership fees.
If more were needed — and we doubt that it is — we note that the Massachusetts legislature has used the words “require” and “permit” countless times in its enactments, typically attaching the conventional meaning to the word.
Compare, e.g.,
Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 6, § 173,
with, e.g.,
Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 12, § ,5D(6). This is fairly convincing evidence that the legislature understands the difference between the two terms.
See Roberts,
To say more on this point would be supererogatory. For the reasons elucidated above, we conclude that the Contract’s financing component does not violate the HCSCA.
C. Waiver of Liability.
The plaintiff also objects to a separate provision of the Contract. That provision, which concerns personal property that health-club members may choose to bring onto the premises, reads:
We urge you not to bring valuables into the Club. You agree that we will not be liable for the loss or theft of, or damage to, the personal property of members or guests.
The plaintiff argues that this language constitutes a waiver and, as such, violates an HCSCA provision thát reads:
[N]o contract for health club services may contain any provisions whereby the buyer agrees not to assert against the seller ... any claim or defense arising out of the health club services contract *10 or the buyer’s activities at the health club.
Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93, § 80. The plaintiff also suggests that the same contractual language violates a separately codified statutory prohibition against waivers of consumer rights. See id. § 101.
The plaintiffs claim, under either statute, depends upon the notion that the contractual provision actually effects a waiver. It does not.
Waiver is famously defined as “an intentional relinquishment or abandonment of a known right or privilege.”
Johnson v. Zerbst,
In the context of the right to seek legal recourse, waivers ordinarily must be explicit.
See Blanchette v. Sch. Comm. of Westwood,
The plaintiff argues that a violation of the HCSCA’s prohibition on waivers can occur even in the absence of explicit language barring access to a judicial forum. However, the disposition that she cites, Holiday Universal, Inc. v. Haber, 1990 Mass.App. Div. 69 (Mass.Dist.Ct.), is not helpful to her cause. The language of the agreement at issue there is much stronger than the language of the Contract. The plaintiff in Haber had agreed “to assume the risk of [any] injury” and “to indemnify [the defendant] from any and all liability” arising out of use of the facilities. Id. at 70. Nothing in the Haber decision, fairly read, compels a finding of waiver here.
In all events, the plaintiffs attempt to bring the Contract under the statutory proscription of waivers suffers from an even more obvious infirmity. If a waiver is, as we have said, an intentional relinquishment or abandonment of a known right or privilege, the waiving party must have a right or privilege to waive. Under Massachusetts law, customers—in the absence of an agreement to the contrary
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—do not have a vested right of recovery against business owners for the loss of personal property brought onto business premises.
See, e.g., D.A. Schulte, Inc. v. N. Terminal Garage Co.,
The plaintiff has pointed to no statutory provision creating such a right of recovery in the health-club context. It therefore stretches the definition of waiver well past the breaking point to read the language of the Contract as a waiver. On that reading, the plaintiff would be relinquishing a phantom right.
To sum up, the clause in the Contract upon which the plaintiff relies does not *11 effect a waiver. That clause is nothing more than a notice provision, outlining the parties’ baseline rights and obligations under the law. As such, it does not violate either of the statutory prohibitions on waiver noted by the plaintiff.
D. Chapter 93A.
Our conclusion that the Contract does not transgress the HCSCA makes quick work of the plaintiffs Chapter 93A claims.
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Establishing a violation of Chapter 93A requires some heavy lifting.
See Boyle v. Int’l Truck & Engine Corp.,
Here, then, the contractual provisions previously discussed cannot ground a cause of action under Chapter 93A. There is nothing more to be said; the plaintiff has made no developed argument that the Contract offends Chapter 93A in any way distinct from her HCSCA claims. Consequently, her Chapter 93A claims fail.
III. CONCLUSION
We need go no further. We find, as a threshold matter, that the plaintiff has made the minimal showing of injury contemplated by the HCSCA and by Chapter 93A (and, thus, has standing to sue). On the merits, however, we hold that the Contract does not violate either the HCSCA’s extended financing provision or the statutory prohibitions against waivers of consumer rights. And finally, Bally’s conduct has not been shown to offend the provisions of Chapter 93A. It follows inexorably that the district court appropriately dismissed the plaintiffs amended complaint.
Affirmed.
Notes
. Both Bally and Holiday are named as defen-dafots in this litigation. Because the allegations against them are identical, we henceforth refer to the two entities, collectively, as Bally.
. The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court (the SJC) affirmed the decision in
Albats
by an equally divided court. This disposition denies precedential force to the SJC's action. See
Howes Bros. Co. v. Mass. Unempl. Comp. Comm’n, 296
Mass. 275,
. These include the right to a refund of the membership fee for medical reasons or because of relocation, the right to pay the membership fee in full and thereby obtain a refund of unearned finance charges, and the right to fixed monthly dues throughout the 36-month period.
. Had she elected to do so, Bally would have been contractually obligated to refund the unearned portion of the finance charges.
. This is not a case where either the structure of the statute or another of its provisions informs the meaning of the disputed term.
. There is no allegation here that the parties specifically agreed to the imposition of such liability.
. These claims are procedurally in order. To pave the way for them, the plaintiff issued a pre-suit demand as required by the statute. See Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 93A, § 9(3).
