Dеfendant pleaded no contest to a charge of committing the “abominable and detestable crime against nature” with a sheep. MCL 750.158. The trial court sentenced defendant аs a fourth-offense habitual offender, MCL 769.12, to 30 to 240 months’ imprisonment. In addition, the trial court found that defendant’s actions indicated sexual perversion, so the court ordered defendant tо register under the Sex Offenders Registration Act (SORA), MCL 28.721
et seq.
This Court initially denied defendant’s delayed application for leave to appeal,
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but our Supreme Court, in lieu of granting leave to аppeal, remanded this case to this Court for consideration as on leave granted.
People v Haynes,
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The construction and application of the SORA presents a question of law that this Court reviews de novo on appeal.
People v Golba,
The statute that defendant was convicted of violating provides:
Any person who shall commit the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 15 years, *30 or if such person was at the time of the said offеnse a sexually delinquent person, may be punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for an indeterminate term, the minimum of which shall he 1 day and the maximum of which shall be life. [MCL 750.158.]
It is patent that MCL 750.158 encompasses two categories of crimes: “abominable and detestable crime[s] against nature” with a human being, and “abominable and detestable crime[s] against nature” with an animal. A “crime against nature” at common law encompassed both sodomy and bestiality.
People v Carrier,
Subject to certain temporal exceptions not present here, the SORA requires an individual who is convicted of a listed offense after October 1,1995, to be registered under its provisions. MCL 28.723(l)(a);
Golba, supra
at 605. Pertinent to this appeal, the SORA defines “listed offense” as including “A violation of section 158 of the Michigan penal code,
Our courts have not had occasion to construe MCL 28.722(e)(ii), and the SORA does not define the terms “if” or “individual.”
Random House Webster’s College
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Dictionary
(1997), provides the following definitions for “if”: “in case that,” “on condition that,” “a condition or stipulation,” and “qualifications or excuses.” And,
Random House Webster’s College Dictionary
(1997) defines “individual” as a “single human being” or “person.” This dictionary definition of “individual” is consistent with the Legislature’s use of that word in other contexts associated with being a crime “victim,” as it is in MCL 28.722(e)(ii). For example, when the word “individual” is associated with the word “victim” in crime victims’ rights legislation, its context potentially encomрasses only human beings. Thus, MCL 780.752(l)(Z)(i) and MCL 780i811(l)(g)(i) define “victim” as “an individual” capable of having a spouse or a guardian. Only human beings are able to marry and have spouses. Moreover, animals either are wild or domesticated and owned by people; they do not have guardians in the legal sense. Similarly, MCL 780.781(l)(g) and (i)(i) define “victim” as a “person who suffers direct or threatened physical, financial, or emotional harm as a result of the commission of an offense” and “person” as
“an
individual, organization, partnership, corporation, or governmental entity.” (Emphasis аdded.) Also, unless a contract or statute provides a different definition, this Court has recognized that the term “an individual” designates a natural person or a single human being. See
VanderWerp v Plainfield Charter Twp,
As already noted, we must enforce the Legislature’s intent as expressed in the plain language of the statutе and use dictionary definitions to ascertain their plain, ordinary, and generally accepted meanings. Williams, *32 supra at 250; Morey, supra at 330. When we apply the plain, ordinary, and generally accepted meanings of the words “if” and “individual” to MCL 28.722(e) (ii), we conclude that a violation of MCL 750.158 requires registration under the SORA for a listed offense only if the victim of the offense is a human being less than 18 years old. Cеrtainly, if one gives the language of the statute its plain and common usage, it is patent that the sheep that was the object of defendant’s “abominable and detestable crime against nature” is not a victim under MCL 28.722(e)(ii). Thus, we must conclude that the instant offense is not a listed offense pursuant to MCL 28.722(e)(ii). 3
On appeal, the prosecution asserts that “the age provision in MCL 28.722(e)(ii) is intended to prohibit unnatural acts committed on minors, but not to exclude the bestiality component of the sodomy statute itself.” But the plain meaning of the words the Legislature used in MCL 28.722(e)(ii) undermines this argument. We believe that such an interpretation would read language into the statute that it does not contain “and thus not within the manifest intent of the Legislature as derived from the words of the statute itself.”
City of Monroe v James,
*33 The prosecution also argues that the trial court’s order was proper under the catchall provision of MCL 28.722(e)(xic), which allows a court to order registration for “[a]n offense substantially similar to аn offense described in subparagraphs (i) to (xiii) under a law of the United States, any state, or any country or under tribal or military law.” The prosecution presents this argument as one in the altеrnative should we, as we have, conclude that the Legislature excluded bestiality convictions from MCL 28.722(e)(ii). We find it completely illogical to conclude that the Legislature excludеd an offense as a “listed offense” when addressing a specific statute but then included the same previously excluded offense in an unspecified catchall provision. Moreоver, we find that by its plain language, MCL 28.722(e)(xic) applies to offenses proscribed by federal law, the laws of other states, and laws of other countries that are similar to the listed Michigan offenses. It does not apply to offenses proscribed by the state of Michigan. Michigan offenses are already expressly enumerated as listed offenses or included by operation of the other catchall provisions.
The prosecution also advances a policy argument in support of its contention that bestiality is within the catchall “listed offense” provisions of the SORA. Specifically, the prosecution argues, “It is unlikely that many people would not find the defendant’s behavior disturbing, to the extent that it could endanger the ‘health, safety, morals, and welfare of the people, and particularly the children, of this state,’ ” quoting the Legislature’s stated intent of the SORA in MCL 28.721a. Our job, however, is to enforce the clear and unambiguous terms of the statute as written.
People v Gardner,
We vacate that pаrt of the trial court’s order requiring defendant to register under the SORA. We do not retain jurisdiction.
Notes
People v Haynes, unpublished order of the Court of Appeals, entered October 5, 2006 (Docket No. 272609).
To sustain a cоnviction under MCL 750.158, “sexual penetration, however slight,” is required. MCL 750.159; Carrier, supra at 166.
For the same reasons that a conviction for bestiality under MCL 750.158 does not fall within the purview of MCL 28.722(e)(ii), such a conviction is also not within the ambit of MCL 28.722(e)(xi), which includes “[a]ny other violation of a law of this state or a local ordinance of a municipality that by its nature constitutes a sexual offense against an individual who is less than 18 years of age.”
