MEMORANDUM OPINION
Plaintiff, Tawanda Jones, (“plaintiff’ or “Jones”) filed this purported class action against defendants CACH, LLC (“CACH”), a debt collection agency, and the Law Office of David Sean Dufek (“Du-fek”) in D.C. Superior Court on February 28, 2014, alleging violations of the Fair Debt Collection Procedures Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1692, et seq. (“FDCPA”), the District of Columbia Debt Collection Law, D.C.Code § 28-3814, et seq. (“DCDCL”), and the District of Columbia Consumer Protections Procedures Act, D.C.Code § 28-3901, et seq. (“DCCPPA”), arising out of the attempted collection of a credit card debt that plaintiff owed CACH. See Compl. and Demand for Jury Trial [Dkt. # 1-1] (“Complaint” or “Compl.”). Defendants removed the action to this Court on March 31, 2014, on the basis of federal question jurisdiction, and plaintiff moved for class certification on May 28, 2014. See Pl.’s Mot. for Class Certification [Dkt. # 12]. CACH subsequently moved for judgment on the pleadings pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(c) on June 27, 2014, arguing that the debt collection letter at issue does not violate the relevant statutes as a matter of law. See Def. Cach, LLC’s Mot. to Dismiss on the Pleadings Pursuant to Rule 12(c) [Dkt. # 16] (“Def.’s Mem.”). After due consideration of defendant’s motion, plaintiffs opposition thereto, and the relevant law, the Court GRANTS defendant’s Motion for Judgment on the Pleadings and DISMISSES the Complaint in its entirety. As a result, plaintiffs Motion for Class Certification is DENIED as moot.
BACKGROUND
CACH hired attorneys from Dufek’s firm to send a demand letter to plaintiff
Plaintiff claims that she “believed that an attorney was involved in the collection of the alleged debt” and that she “believed that Defendants could and would take legal action against her in connection with the alleged debt if payment was not made.” Compl. ¶¶ 33-34. Plaintiff also alleges that defendants made false suggestions and implications in the collection letter. Compl. ¶¶ 36-43.
ANALYSIS
Defendant mоves for judgment on the pleadings pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(e). Under Rule 12(c), any party may move for judgment on the pleadings “[a]fter the pleadings are closed but within such time as not to delay the trial.” A motion for judgment on the pleadings shall be granted if the moving party demonstrates that “no material fact is in dispute and that it is ‘entitled to judgment as a matter of law.’ ” Stewart v. Evans,
Plaintiff alleges certain violations of FDCPA, 15 U.S.C. §§ 1692e(2), -(3), - (5), -(10), 1692f, and 1692j. See Compl. ¶¶ 13-15. The relevant portions of 15 U.S.C. § 1692e provide that a “debt collector may not use any false, deceptive, or misleading representation or means in connection with the collection of any debt.” Id. Specifically, plaintiff alleges violation of the following sections of § 1692e, which prohibit: (i) the false represеntation of the character, amount, or legal status of any debt, see § 1692e(2); (ii) the false representation or implication that any individual is an attorney or that any communication is from an attorney, see § 1692e(3); (iii) the threat to take any аction that cannot legally be taken or that is not intended to be taken, see § 1692e(5); and (iv) the use of any false representation or deceptive means to collect or attempt to collect any debt or to obtain information concerning a consumer, see § 1692e(10). In addition, she claims that the defendant has violated Section 1692f, which makes it unlawful for a debt collector to “use unfair or unconscionable means to collect or attempt to collect any debt.” § 1692f. The DCDCL similarly prohibits false or misleading statements in connection with the collection of a debt. See D.C.Code. § 28-3814(f).
Plaintiff argues that the Dufek letter is false and misleading under all three statutes because defendant Dufek did not have any authority to either collect or sue. Compl. ¶ 57 (“failing to advise unreрresented consumers ... that they can take no legal action against them”); see also Pl.’s Opp. to Def. CACH’s Mot. to Dismiss [Dkt # 10] (“Opp.”), at 10-13. I disagree. There cannot be a “misrepresentation” about Dufek’s authority to sue unless such an action was actually threatened. Unfortunately for the plaintiff, the letter makes no mention of a lawsuit. See Nichols v. Frederick J. Hanna & Assocs., PC,
Plaintiff further alleges that it was a misrepresentation that the Dufek firm was authorized to take legal action against consumers in the District of Columbia, because Dufek is a California law firm not licensed to practice law in the District of Columbia. Compl. ¶ 58; PI. Mem. at 14-16. However, as discussed above, there was. no “threatened” legal action, thus there cannot be a misrepresentation about the ability to take action in the District of Columbia. Furthermore, there was no misrepresentation in the letter regarding the Dufek’s status as a law firm comprised
Plaintiff further alleges that, under all three statutes, the collection letters used Dufek's titlе, letterhead, status, and position as an attorney to make false, deceptive, or confusing statements. Compl. ¶ 62; P1. Mem. at 16-20. The collection letter at issue here, however, specifically disclaimed that an attorney had "personally reviewed the circumstances of your account" and made clear that Dufek was "acting in our capacity as a debt collector." Compl. at Ex. A. Courts have found that language similar to the languagе here defeats an FDCPA claim because it accurately states the level of attorney involvement and, thus, is not misleading under the least sophisticated consumer standard. See Greco,
Plaintiff also alleges that defendant created a “false sense of urgency” by using the title of аn attorney. Compl. ¶ 62; PI. Mem. at 24-25. This argument is also unavailing. The collection letter clearly and unambiguously states that Dufek is acting as a debt collector, not as an attorney. Compl. at Ex. A. Furthermore, the only time period referenced in the letter is 30 days from the date of receipt of the letter, and that disclosure is expressly mandated by 15 U.S.C. § 1692g(a). The references to 30 days in the letter are limited to the following notices required by the FDCPA: (1) when the debt will be assumed vаlid, (2) when an offer to provide verification if requested, and (3) when an offer to provide the name and address of the original creditor must be provided. Compl. at Ex. A; see also 15 U.S.C. § 1692g(a).
Finally, plaintiff alleges certain similar violations of the DCCPPA. See Compl. ¶¶ 17, 20-34. However, these fail for the additional reason that DCCPPA does not apply to plaintiff because plaintiff is not a “consumer” within the meaning of D.C. law. The DCCPPA defines “consumer” as a “person who, other than for purposes of resale, does or would purchase, lease (or lessee), or receive consumér goods or services, including as a co-obligor or surety, or does or would otherwise provide the economic demand for a trade prаctice.” D.C.Code § 28-3901(a)(2)(A). Plaintiff does not allege that she purchased or leased any goods or services from defendant, only that there was a loan from CACH’s predecessor-in-interest. PI. Mem. at 14. Money, of course, is neither a goоd or service, it is a medium of exchange, and a loan of money is not a purchase or lease of goods or services. See Baylor v. Mitchell Rubenstein & Associates, P.C.,
CONCLUSION
The letter at issue clearly and unambiguously disclosed the level of attorney involvement in connection with the collection of this debt. See Compl. at Ex. A. Nothing about the letter was false or misleading, even under the most lenient “least sophisticated consumer” test, see Greco,
Notes
. Althоugh our Circuit Court has riot specifically addressed the issue, the Third Circuit has noted that the majority of courts to have considered this question have found collection letters analogous to the interpretation of contracts, not dependent on any extrinsic evidence, and thus, presenting a question of law. See Wilson v. Quadramed Corp.,
. The Seventh and Eighth Circuits have adopted the “unsophisticated consumer” standard, which is more lenient than the "least sophisticated consumer” standard, see. Gruber v. Creditors’ Prot. Serv.,
