Wаyne Klein feared that the trustee in his bankruptcy would uncover shenanigans. Efforts to spirit documents out of the trustee’s reach landed Klein in jail.
United States v. Klein,
Andersen and the trustee opposed Kale’s demand, observing among other things that Kale had told a different story to a state court not long before. Deposed during divorce proceedings in Illinois, Kale testified:
Q. Are you presently investing in any form in the Chicago Ridge Industrial Park?
A. No.
Q. Or as it is most commonly known, the Industrial Park at Chicago Ridge?
A. No.
Kale submitted an affidavit denying that he had an interest in any real property other than the marital home. In open court, Kale reiterated the truth of the statement in the affidavit. The judge then dissolved the marriage and approved a property settlement requiring Kale to pay $175,000 to his former wife in lieu of all other financial obligations.
Kale now asserts that he did, and does, own one-sixth of the industrial park. This implies that Kale committed perjury three times: in the deposition, in the affidavit, and in the statement before the judge. Bankruptcy Judge Katz was not amused. He invoked judicial estoppel to dismiss Kale’s claim. Having asserted in state court that he did not own an interest in the industrial park, and having prevailed on that assertion, Kale could not take an inconsistent pоsition in other litigation, Judge Katz concluded. The district judge affirmed and penalized Kale and his two lawyers $2,000 under Fed.R.Civ.P. 11.
Despite
Astor Chauffeured Limousine Co. v. Runnfeldt Investment Corp.,
Attorneys George C. Pontikes and Anthony J. Murray, Jr., contend that their conduct of the litigation is not sanctionable. Our review is deferential,
Cooter & Gell v. Hartmarx Corp.,
Appellee Andersen asks us to award sanctions under Fed.R.App.P. 38 for pursuing a frivolous appeal. An appeal of a sanction under Rule 11 creates the possibility that the beneficiаry of sanctions must spend more than the sum awarded in order to defend it, and thus be made worse off by a judicial order designed for his benefit. To guard against this unhappy outcome, “courts of appeals have ample authority to protect the beneficiaries of Rule 11 sanctions by awarding damages and single or double costs under Rule 38 — which they may do ... when the appellant had no reasonable prospect of meeting thе difficult standard of abuse of discretion.”
Cooter & Gell,
Appellants’ brief concentrates on the distinction between settlement and decision, which we have discussed. Other highlights from the brief and oral argument:
*363 Pontikes and Murray contend that judicial estoppel is inappropriate when the first tribunal lacked subject-matter jurisdiction. The legal proposition is doubtful, see Cassidy,892 F.2d at 641 , and irrеlevant to boot. The divorce court had jurisdiction. It was entitled to dissolve the marriage and divide the Kales’ property. Ill.Rev.Stat. ch. 40 ¶ 503. Statements about the non-existence of real assets affected the cоurt’s exercise of that authority. See Finley,60 Ill.Dec. at 878 ,433 N.E.2d at 1116 . Murray conceded at oral argument that he had no authority for the proposition that perjury divests a court of jurisdiction.
Appellants insist that Kale’s own mendacity deprived him of due process of law. By lying, Kale prevented the state court from holding a hearing. A judgment entered without a hearing is unconstitutional and therefore cannot serve as the foundation for judicial es-toppel, thе argument concludes. This bit of sophistry could succeed only if we were to overlook the fact that due process requires notice and an opportunity for a hearing. One who sabotages that opportunity, as Kale did, сannot complain.
Pontikes and Murray contend that Kale did not exactly lie to the state court about his ownership interest in the industrial park. Because Klein and Andersen deny that Kale has the precise interest he asserts, Kale could deny in state court that he had an interest. To quote the brief: “Because Kale’s ‘partners’ would not recognize his alleged interest in the Park, in reality, he possessed no such additional real estate interest which he could have shared ‘in just proportions’ with his wife.” Pettifoggery reflects poorly on counsel.
Following the example of the child who murdered his parents and then begged the court to take mercy on an orphan, appellants contend that wiping out Kale’s interest would be unfair to his former wife. Yet Kale has not offered to share any recovery with the ex-spouse he so cruelly deceived, and she has not intervened (or even sought to reopen the property settlement in state court). Whatever her equities may be, John Kale has none.
Appellants have other arguments, but displaying them would do little more than illustrаte why some members of the public believe that “shyster” and “lawyer” are synonyms. This is a frivolous, doomed, and sanctionable appeal. See
Mars Steel Corp. v. Continental Bank, N.A.,
Except for one thing. Rule 11 provides: “If a pleading, motion, or other рaper is
signed
in violation of this rule, the court, upon motion or upon its own initiative, shall impose upon
the person who signed it,
a represented party, or both, an appropriate sanction” (emphasis added). Murray’s handwritten signature аppears on the papers in the district court; Pontikes’s name is typed there. Two courts have held that only a manuscript signature supports a sanction.
Giebelhaus v. Spindrift Yachts,
Although Pontikes has succeeded in avoiding the sanctiоns entered against him under Rule 11, objectively frivolous or misleading appellate arguments nonetheless support a sanction under Rule 38. There is *364 no reason to differentiate Pontikes from Murray in this court. Most of their joint briеf is devoted to the specious arguments we have described, which required Andersen’s lawyer to write 27 pages in reply. Both sides made unsupported and insupportable assertions on this appeal, but appellаnts’ sins are much the greater. We direct appellants to pay an additional $2,000 to Andersen as a penalty under Rule 38. (But for Andersen’s inappropriate reply to Pontikes’s argument, the award would have been higher.)
Thе judgment of the district court is affirmed. The award of sanctions under Rule 11 against attorney Pontikes is vacated; the award of sanctions against Kale and attorney Murray is affirmed. All three appellants are jointly and severally liable for an additional $2,000 sanction under Rule 38.
