John Kale v. Stanley Obuchowski, Trustee in Bankruptcy for Wayne J. Klein, and Brian Andersen, Anthony J. Murray, Jr., and George C. PontikesJohn Kale v. Stanley Obuchowski, Trustee in Bankruptcy for Wayne J. Klein, and Brian Andersen, Anthony J. Murray, Jr., and George C. Pontikes
Wаyne Klein feared that the trustee in his bankruptcy would uncover shenanigans. Efforts to spirit documents out of the trustee’s reach landed Klein in jail.
United States v. Klein,
Andersen and the trustee opposed Kale’s demand, observing among other things that Kale had told a different story to a state court not long before. Deposed during divorce proceedings in Illinois, Kale testified:
Q. Are you presently investing in any form in the Chicago Ridge Industrial Park?
A. No.
Q. Or as it is most commonly known, the Industrial Park at Chicago Ridge?
A. No.
Kale submitted an affidavit denying that he had an interest in any real property other than the marital home. In open court, Kale reiterated the truth of the statement in the affidavit. The judge then dissolved the marriage and approved a property settlement requiring Kale to pay $175,000 to his former wife in lieu of all other financial obligations.
Kale now asserts that he did, and does, own one-sixth of the industrial park. This implies that Kale committed perjury three times: in the deposition, in the affidavit, and in the statement before the judge. Bankruptcy Judge Katz was not amused. He invoked judicial estoppel to dismiss Kale’s claim. Having asserted in state court that he did not own an interest in the industrial park, and having prevailed on that assertion, Kale could not tаke an inconsistent position in other litigation, Judge Katz concluded. The district judge affirmed and penalized Kale and his two lawyers $2,000 under
Despite
Astor Chauffeured Limousine Co. v. Runnfeldt Investment Corp.,
Attorneys George C. Pontikes and Anthony J. Murray, Jr., contend that their conduct of the litigation is not sanctionable. Our review is deferential,
Cooter & Gell v. Hartmarx Corp.,
Appellee Andersen asks us to award sanctions under
Appellants’ brief concentrates on the distinction between settlement and decision, which we have discussed. Other highlights from the brief and oral argument:
Pontikes and Murray contend that judicial estoppel is inappropriate when the first tribunal lacked subject-matter jurisdiction. The legal propоsition is doubtful, see Cassidy, 892 F.2d at 641 , and irrelevant to boot. The divorce court had jurisdiction. It was entitled to dissolve the marriage and divide the Kales’ property. Ill.Rev.Stat. ch. 40 ¶ 503. Statements about the non-existence of real assеts affected the court’s exercise of that authority. See Finley,60 Ill.Dec. at 878 ,433 N.E.2d at 1116 . Murray conceded at oral argument that he had no authority for the proposition that perjury divests a court of jurisdiction.
Appellants insist that Kale’s own mendacity deprived him of due process of law. By lying, Kale prevented the state court from holding a hearing. A judgment entered without a hearing is unconstitutional and therefore cannot serve as the foundatiоn for judicial es-toppel, the argument concludes. This bit of sophistry could succeed only if we were to overlook the fact that due process requires notice and an opportunity for a hearing. One who sabotаges that opportunity, as Kale did, cannot complain.
Pontikes and Murray contend that Kale did not exactly lie to the state court about his ownership interest in the industrial park. Because Klein and Andersen deny that Kale has the precise interest he asserts, Kale could deny in state court that he had an interest. To quote the brief: “Because Kale’s ‘partners’ would not recognize his alleged interest in the Park, in reality, he possessed no such additional real estate interest which he could have shared ‘in just proportions’ with his wife.” Pettifoggery reflects poorly on counsel.
Following the example of the child who murdered his parents and then begged the court to take mercy on an orphan, appellants contend that wiping out Kale’s interest would be unfair to his former wife. Yet Kale has not offered to share any recovery with the ex-spouse he so cruelly deceived, and she has not intervened (or even sought to reopen the property settlement in state court). Whatever her equities may be, John Kale has none.
Appellants hаve other arguments, but displaying them would do little more than illustrate why some members of the public believe that “shyster” and “lawyer” are synonyms. This is a frivolous, doomed, and sanctionable appeal. See
Mars Steel Corp. v. Continental Bank, N.A.,
Except for one thing.
Although Pontikes has succeeded in avoiding the sanctions enterеd against him under
The judgment of the district сourt is affirmed. The award of sanctions under