In Fеbruary of 2002, shortly after the Securities and Exchange Commission had authorized its legal staff to sue Dean Bun-trock — the controversial former chief executive officer of the controversial Waste Management corporation (see, e.g., Peter Elkind, “Garbage in Garbage Out: Waste Management Used to Be a Wall Street Darling ..Fortune, May 25, 1998, p. 130; Peter Carbonara, “The Greening of Waste Management,” American Lawyer, Dec. 1990, p. 42; Kim Foltz, “Still Down in the Dumps,” Newsweek, Apr. 16, 1984, p. 70) — charging him with violations of federal securities law, Buntrock filed this suit against the Commission and its members in the federal district court in Chicago. The suit asks the court to stay the filing of the SEC’s suit on the ground that the Commission failed to investigate Buntrock in an impartial manner before deciding to sue him, in violation of the agency’s own regulations and (implicitly) of due process of law. Buntrock did not move for a preliminary injunction, and in March the SEC filed its suit against Buntrock in the same court. That case, originally assigned to аnother judge, was reassigned to Judge Andersen, the judge in Buntrock’s suit, on Buntrock’s unopposed motion because the two cases are so closely related. N.D. Ill. R. 40.4. Buntrock had already amended his complaint to ask that the SEC’s suit be stayed. But he had not indicated what it should be stayed for. At argument, Bun-trock’s lawyer told us that what his client really wants is a dismissal of the SEC’s suit without prejudice to its being reinstated if and when the SEC decides to do so after conducting a brand-new investigation of Buntrock, one purged of the taint of partiality that he has alleged.
The SEC moved to dismiss Buntrock’s complaint both for lack of federal subject-matter jurisdiction and for failure to state a claim. Judge Andersen granted the motion to dismiss on the first ground, and Buntrock appeals. Discovery has begun in the SEC’s suit, and trial is scheduled for the beginning of 2005. Buntrock has not yet moved in that suit to dismiss it on the basis of the alleged taint. He believes with good reason both that Judgе Andersen would give such a motion short shrift and that its denial would not be appealable until the final judgment in the case was entered.
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Buntrock’s attempt to derail the SEC’s suit by filing his own suit against the SEC rather than seeking relief in that suit has no basis in law or common sense, and indeed is (if an oxymoron is permissible) seriously frivolous; and a frivolous suit does not engage the jurisdiction of the district court.
Crowley Cutlery Co. v. United States,
But, says Buntrock, his remedy by way of defense in the SEC’s suit is inadequate because if Judge Andersen rejected it, as is apparent from his opinion in the present case that he would, the ruling would be interlocutory and so in all likelihood (given the limitations on the appealability of interlocutory orders) Buntrock would have to go through the agonies and expense of a full district court proceeding before he could challenge the ruling in this сourt. But that amounts to saying that interlocutory appeals should be available more freely in the federal system than they are, which may be a good argument but is addressed to the wrong body. We cannot expand the aрpealability of interlocutory orders — and we cannot permit defendants to circumvent the limitations on appealability by recycling defenses as claims so that the rejection of a defense will be a final оrder in a separate case.
City of Parma v. Levi,
The SEC presents an alternative ground for affirmance: that its decision to sue Buntrock is not judicially reviewable because it is not final. An agency’s action in issuing a complaint is not a final, appeal-able order; judicial review must await the agency’s decision concluding the proceeding kicked off by the complaint.
FTC v. Standard Oil Co. of California,
Since his case was properly dismissed without an adjudication of the merits, Buntrоck is free to replead his complaint as a defense to the SEC’s suit and to seek an immediate ruling. But we don’t want to raise false hopes. If the SEC or its staff violated legal or ethical rules governing its investigations in deciding to bring suit аgainst Buntrock, that may be sanctionable conduct, but it is not, without more, a defense to the SEC’s suit. Police who arrest a person in violation of the Fourth Amendment are subject to suit for violating his constitutional rights, and any evidencе they obtain as a result of a search incident to the arrest cannot be used against him at his trial. But the violation is not a defense to a prosecution for the crime that he was arrested for.
United States v. Morrison,
It is true that Buntrock is formally seeking a stay, not a dismissal, of the SEC’s suit. But it is a distinction without a difference, as his lawyer made clear when he said at argument that what he really wanted was a dismissal. Call it a stay or call it a dismissal, Buntrock wants the SEC halted in its tracks until the agency conducts a new investigation and makes a new decision to sue. Such relief if granted would be the equivalent of a dismissal even if it were denominated a stay.
The сases involving prosecutors’ conflicts of interest have, as our choice of terminology (“prosecutors”) indicates, mainly been criminal. The concern with
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such conflicts may, however, extend to civil cases brоught by government agencies— “civil prosecutions,” we may call them — in view of the power of government to harass. Thus in
EEOC v. Sears, Roebuck & Co.,
Another route to our conclusion is that while Buntrock has a right to a fair trial, a right that could be undermined by a conflict of interest manifested at trial, and a federal criminal defendant has a right not only to a fair trial but also to the presentment of the government’s case before trial to a grand jury, a civil defеndant like Buntrock does not have a constitutional right to a conflict-free agency determination of whether to sue him civilly unless the conflict laps over into the trial. Cf.
Marshall v. Jerrico, Inc.,
But since Buntrock cannоt obtain relief equivalent to what he is seeking by this suit by interposing a defense at the threshold of the SEC’s suit — cannot, that is, avoid the expense and, it may be, the humiliation of a trial even if the outcome should be favorable to him — it mаy appear that his remedy at law is inadequate after all. But that would be to confuse adequacy as a matter of procedure with having a substantive right to the relief sought. The victim of a breach of contract сould not defend his request for injunctive relief by arguing that his suit for damages would be barred by the statute of limitations. To repeat an earlier point, were Buntrock entitled to head off the trial upon a showing that the SEC’s decision to institute a suit against him was contaminated by a conflict of interest, he could obtain that relief just as well by filing a motion in the SEC’s suit as by filing an independent suit. If as we believe he is not entitled to head it off by a motion to be heard and decided before trial, he is not entitled to head it off by *1000 putting the SEC and the courts to the burden of a separate lawsuit.
Affirmed.
