The plaintiff in this diversity suit (governed, all agree, by Illinois law) is an insurance company that we’ll call “Cincinnati.” The complaint seeks a declaration that Cincinnati has no duty to defend the two defendants, “Eastern” and “Integrity,” under the basic liability policy that it had issued to them and under an umbrella liability policy that it had issued to Integrity alone. Eastern is another insurance company, while Integrity is an insurance *744 agency that produces business for Eastern. The district court granted judgment on the pleadings for the defendants, holding that Cincinnati has a duty to defend under both policies.
The litigation against Eastern and Integrity that Cincinnati refuses to defend began when Eastern sued another insurance agency that produced business for it, “Midwest,” for breach of contract and related wrongs. Midwest counterclaimed and added a third-party claim against Integrity, which we’ll pretend, for simplicity’s sake, is part of the counterclaim. It is against the counterclaim that Eastern and Integrity asked Cincinnati to defend.
So far as bears on this appeal, the counterclaim charges Eastern with tortiously interfering with an agreement between Midwest and still another insurance agency, “Shewmake,” which had assisted Midwest in obtaining insurance customers for Eastern. A means of interference that the counterclaim specifically alleges is a letter that Eastern wrote to Midwest demanding that it fire the Shewmake agency. The letter unfortunately is not a part of the record, but according to the counterclaim it expressed “concern over Mr. Shew-make’s character” and was “intentionally and maliciously sent for the purpose of inducing [Midwest] to terminate [its] relationship with” him. Why would Eastern care about Midwest’s relationship with Shewmake? Apparently because Midwest produced insurance business not only for Eastern but, presumably with the aid of Shewmake, for Eastern’s competitors as well; and indeed the counterclaim also charges Eastern and Integrity with tor-tious interference with “valid business relationships” that Midwest had developed with other insurance companies, besides Eastern, for which Midwest procured business. The theory of the counterclaim appears to be that Eastern wanted the Eastern customers that Midwest had obtained to switch to Integrity and the other insurance companies for which Midwest worked to drop Midwest, as “by causing notification to falsely be given to [those other] insurance carriers that [Midwest was] engaged in activities which could trigger liability under their Errors and Omissions policies.” If Midwest went out of business and Integrity procured business only for Eastern, Eastern would pick up business that Midwest had formerly given other insurance companies.
In short, the counterclaim charged interference with contractual and other business relations, achieved by various nefarious means; hence tortious interference by Eastern and its tool, the misnamed Integrity. The insurance policies on the basis of which Eastern and Integrity seek defense and indemnity, however, do not mention tortious interference. As far as this case is concerned, the basic policy (commercial general liability — “CGL” in the trade) covers “oral or written publication of material that slanders or libels a person or organization or disparages a person’s or organization’s goods, products or services,” while the umbrella policy covers “libel, slander or defamation of character.” The basic policy excludes, however, injury “arising out of oral or written publication of material if done by or at the direction of the insured with knowledge of its falsity,” while the umbrella policy requires in addition to injury an “occurrence” defined as something that “unexpectedly or unintentionally results in personal injury,” and by this means excludes intentional or expected injury. The discrepancy between the basic and umbrella coverage may seem disquieting, since most individuals buy an umbrella policy believing that it provides uniformly larger limits; this umbrella has holes in it. But the purchasers here are not individu *745 als; they are companies that may want greater coverage for some risks but not all. Anyway, no issue is made of the existence of the discrepancy, as distinct from the difference it may make in the defendants’ rights under the two policies.
The allegations of Midwest’s counterclaim suggest that, like Shewmake (who has not, however, so far as we know at any rate, sued Eastern or Integrity), Midwest was defamed by the “false notification” of its insurer clients that it was engaged in activities that would trigger claims against them; by the same token, the allegations suggest disparagement of Midwest’s services. (The tort of commercial disparagement is codified in Illinois in 815 ILCS 51% (8) — despite which one court has questioned whether the tort exists in that state.
Becker v. Zellner,
The rule therefore is instead that the insured is covered against particular conduct alleged against it regardless of the label placed on that conduct by the pleader. As the Supreme Court of Illinois said in
Outboard Marine Corp. v. Liberty Mutual Ins. Co.,
Both insurance policies, however, exclude intentional misconduct, though very differently defined; and we must con
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sider whether the allegations of Midwest’s counterclaim bring Eastern’s or Integrity’s claims against Cincinnati within the exclusions. The umbrella policy limits coverage to an “occurrence,” which the policy defines as something that “unexpectedly or unintentionally results in personal injury,” thus excluding conduct intended to injure. The basic policy excludes injury “arising out of oral or written publication of material if done by or at the direction of the insured with knowledge of its falsity.” The counterclaim is replete with allegations of deliberate misconduct by Eastern and Integrity, but these allegations do not take the case out of the basic policy. They are much more likely to have been intended as a pitch for punitive damages than as a limitation of the claim — a limitation because merely negligent defamation is actionable in Illinois when the victim is not a public figure.
Troman v. Wood,
So Cincinnati had a duty to defend both Eastern and Integrity under the basic policy. The umbrella policy’s exclusion of conduct intended (or expected) to injure is broader than the basic policy’s, raising the spectre of illusory coverage by excluding all intentional torts except “unintentional” intentional torts.
Hurst-Rosche Engineers, Inc. v. Commercial Union Ins. Co.,
But it is important to this case that the exclusion is not of intentional torts as such (nor is defamation an intentional tort in any simple sense), but of tortious conduct in which there is an intent to injure or an expectation of injuring. And in the case of defamation, at least, the exclusion does not track the tort. Apart from the exotic case in which defaming a fictitious person has the unintended and unexpected consequence of defaming a real person with the same name as the fictitious character, resulting in liability if the defendant should have known better, or the slightly more common case, treated similarly, of mistaken identification, e.g.,
Ryder v. Time, Inc.,
Still, Integrity may have acted maliciously yet not have intended a legal harm. It might, for example, have made disparaging statements about Midwest that it hoped would do Midwest in but believed to be true.
Id.
But Integrity has failed in its brief in this court to respond to Cincinnati’s contention that the umbrella policy’s exclusion bars its claim. Now an appellee’s failure to respond to an argument by the appellant is not in itself a forfeiture requiring that we reverse the judgment appealed from. The argument may be nondispositive or frivolous. The entire appeal, indeed, may be frivolous, in which event even the appellee’s failure to file a brief will not warrant reversal. See 7th Cir. R. 31(d);
In re Rios,
We close with a procedural matter. The jurisdictional statements in the parties’ opening briefs were incorrect. The appellant, Cincinnati, alleged that Eastern was a “Pennsylvania corporation that does business in the state of Illinois” and Integrity “a Florida corporation that does business in the state of Illinois.” There is no reference to the principal place of business of either defendant, even though for purposes of the diversity jurisdiction of the federal courts a corporation is a citizen of the state of its principal place of business as well as of the state in which it is incorporated. 28 U.S.C. § 1332(c)(1). Cincinnati’s counsel seems to have been laboring under the profound misconception that a defendant must do business in the state in which the case is brought in order to be within the district court’s jurisdiction. The appellees’ brief, either through sharing this misconception or through sheer carelessness, incorrectly states that the appellant’s jurisdictional statement is complete and correct; it is incomplete. Both jurisdictional statements therefore violate the rules of this court. See 7th Cir. R. 28(a)(1), (b).
We directed the parties to file supplemental statements of jurisdiction. They filed a joint statement that while at last complete and correct, and showing that the case is indeed within the diversity jurisdiction, lamely states that the reason for the erroneous allegations of jurisdiction in the original briefs was that the' complaint had alleged jurisdiction so. That is a feeble excuse. Error does not excuse its repetition. We have warned litigants about the precise pattern observed here — a patently erroneous jurisdictional statement by the appellant, and a patently erroneous statement by the appellee that the appellant’s jurisdictional statement is complete and
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correct.
Professional Service Network, Inc. v. American Alliance Holding Co.,
