MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER
The plaintiff, Asta, L.L.C., and the defendant, Telezygology, Inc., entered into a contract whereby Asta would provide sales personnel to Telezygology. The contract called for Telezygology to pay Asta 50% of the first year’s base salary for any Asta
I.
BACKGROUND
Asta provides sales personnel on a contract basis to clients in a variety of industries, including high-tech companies. One such high-tech client was Telezygology, which makes and sells “intelligent fasteners”: remote control locking, security, and monitoring systems. The two executed an “Independent Contractor Agreement” on June 12, 2008. Asta would provide sales people and train them on Telezygology’s products, and Telezygology would pay Asta a retainer fee, expenses, and commission's. (Complaint, ¶¶ 1-7; Answer, ¶¶ 1-7). 1 The kicker turned out be a provision in the “Fees” portion of the Agreement:
Should [Telezygology] decide to hire any of the sales personnel that contractor [Aata] brings to [Telezygology], [Telezygology] shall pay [Asta] 50% of each hired sales person’s first year base salary due on the date the .sales people are hired by [Tеlezygology]. It is acknowledged that if [Telezygology] hires sales person from [Asta], any commission earned by sales person while employed by [Asta] will be paid by [Asta],
(Complaint, Ex. I, at 10; Complaint, ¶ 8; Answer, ¶ 8).
Obviously, an agreement to pay 50% of each hired person’s first year base salary might appear a bit steep, for the first year’s cost to the employer then becomes 150%. But that is what the parties agreed to, and, as sophisticated commercial parties, they were free to agree on any terms that were mutually acceptable,
City of New Orleans v. Warner,
Asta sent Telezygology five sales people under the Agreement, and Telezygology paid the required retainer fees, expenses, and commissions. (Complaint, ¶¶ 9-10; Answer, ¶¶ 9-10). Come September 8, 2008, Telezygology hired two of these sales people, Mr. Kona and Ms. Tweten, at a base salary of $133,000, and $130,000 per annum, respectively. (Complaint, ¶ 12-13; Answer, ¶ 12-13). But, neither of them worked for Telezygology for a year — they were terminated after about a month. (Answer, ¶ 13). So, not surрrisingly, the dispute breaks down like this: Asta is demanding 50% of the $133,000 and $130,000 or $131,500, while Telezygology is saying they never actually made that much, so it shouldn’t have to pay the full $131,150. Asta sued Telezygology for breach of contract. And because the case is simply all about the contract and its interpretation, Asta has filed a motion for judgment on the pleadings.
Telezygology argues that the clause simply doesn’t mean what Asta says it does. It complains that such an interpretation would give Asta a windfall because Telezygology only kept the two employees on for a month. (Answer, Third Affirmative Defense). So for Telezygology, because Asta’s interpretation of the provision is wrong, Asta has no breach of contract claim.
II.
ANALYSIS
A.
Motions for Judgment on the Pleadings
A court should grant a motion for judgment on the pleadings “[o]nly when it appears beyond a doubt that the [opponent] cannot prove any facts to support a claim for relief and the moving party demonstrates that there are no material issues of fact to be resolved....”
Bannon v. University of Chicago,
Indeed, the purpose of written contracts is to provide certainty and prediсtability and to eliminate the need for trials, which are “clumsy and costly....”
XCO Intern., Inc.,
B.
Construing the Parties’ Agreement
The objective in construing a contract is to give effect to the intent of the parties.
Hampton v. Ford Motor Co.,
When courts say that if contract language is clear thе judge should look no further, ... they mean nothing more portentous than that the security that contracting parties seek when they commit their deal to writing requires a presumption that a written contract is to be interpreted without bringing in a jury to decide whose oral testimony about what the parties really intended is more credible. Only if the judge is stumped after making his best interpretive efforts and only if the oral or other “extrinsic” evidence that would be offered at trial would be likely to disambiguate the contract does the court convene a trial. 5
It follows that contract interpretation starts with the language of the agreement, which must not be interpreted in a way contrary to the plain, obvious, and generally accepted meaning of its terms.
Hampton,
1.
The Phrase, “First Year Base Salary,” Means The Amount Telezygology Agreed To Pay The Salesperson Per Year
The defеndant’s contention that it was only obligated to pay fifty percent of
The defendant’s restrictive reading of the clause at issue in this case is contrary to these fundamental principles of interpretation. It focuses exclusively on the meaning of the word, “salary,” while ignoring the words, “first year’s base,” as though those words had neither meaning nor purpose. Citing the website, http:// dictionary.reference.com, Telezygology submits that salary simply means “a fixed compensation periodically paid to a person for regular work or services.” (Telezygology’s Response in Opposition, at 4-5). Black’s Law Dictionary defines the term as “[a]n agreed compensation for services — especially professional or semiprofessional services — usually paid at regular intervals on a yearly basis, as distinguished from an hourly wage.” Black’s Law Dictionary, at 1364 (8th ed. 2004).
Telezygology’s brief cites Black’s as well, but omits the portion of the definition referring to a salary being paid on a yearly basis. Apart from the fact that “[strategic omissions do not” change the real meaning of clauses or phrases,
Swanson v. Bank of America, N.A.,
The intent of contracting parties is not to be gathered from detached portions of a contract or from any clause of provision standing by itself. Still less is it to be divined by relying on a single word excised from the clause or phrase of which it is but a component part. The parties did not agree that the defendant would be obligated to pay 50% of the “salary” the defendant paid to a person who it hired from Asta. Had that been the phrasing, the
This is enough to resolve the interpretation issue. But there is more. Telezygology’s payment of the 50% of the first year’s base salary was “due on the date the sales people were hired.” Clearly, this could not mean that the parties agreed they would wait and see how long the hired sales people lasted and what they actually ended up making. Otherwise the amount due would not have been payable on the date of the hiring, but rather would be postponed to the date on which the employment ended. Alternatively, the parties would have agreed that if the sales person did not last a year, there would have to be a pro rata repayment by Asta. No such provisions exist, and their absence further demonstrates the untenability of the defendant’s construction of the contract.
If the parties had meant that Telezygology would be obligated to pay 50% of whatever a hired salesperson made while working for Telezygology, they could easily have provided that in their agreement.
TAS Distributing Co., Inc. v. Cummins Engine Co., Inc.,
Finally, the disputed provision meets another test of contract interpretation: it makes perfect commercial sense.
See American Intern. Specialty Lines Ins. Co. v. Electronic Data Systems Corp.,
The construction of the contract advanced by Telezygology does not make commercial sense, for it would allow Telezygology to hire Asta sales people with little risk since if they didn’t work out, all that would be owed would be 50% of the actual time the person worked. That would hardly prоvide either an appropriate measure of liquidated damages' — -if that was the purpose of the 50% clause — or a sufficient disincentive not to hire Asia’s people — -if that was the clause’s intent. 7
2.
The Disputed Provision Is Not Ambiguous
Telezygology’s fallback position, which comes on the heels of its contention that the contract is unambiguous, is that the contract is ambiguous.
(Telezygology’s Response in Opposition,
at 4-6). Under Illinois law, a contract is ambiguous if its terms may reasonably be interpreted in more than one way.
Krilich,
Telezygology also submits that the court should look at extrinsic evidence to determine whether the provision is ambiguous.
(Telezygology’s Response in Opposition,
at 6). If that were the case, there would be no parole evidence rule, and extrinsic evidence would come in every time there was a dispute about the interpretation of a contract. Which is to say all the time. That’s obviously not the rule,
Hampton,
In
William Blair and Co., LLC v. FI Liquidation Corp.,
The context in which the contract here was made and the terms the parties employed preclude the conclusion that the parties meant something quite different than what they said. Here, as in Pierce, “there is no reason to believe that the parties did not assent to what the contract states.” Id. The interpretation makes perfect sense in the context of their businеss relationship. Indeed, clauses like this are not uncommon between companies like Asta and Telezygology.
Moreover, Telezygology says that it could show the provision was extrinsically ambiguous by its own actions.
(Telezygology’s Response in Opposition,
at 6). But such evidence would not be allowed. In cases of extrinsic ambiguity, courts will only look to objective evidence from disinterested third parties, so subjective evidence, like whatever Telezygology thought or did, would not be admissible.
Commonwealth Ins. Co. v. Titan Tire Corp.,
3.
There Was No Mutual Mistake
Finally, Telezygology says that “the Court may find that the parties attached materially different meanings to the phrase at issue, and that the contract should not be enforced due to the mutual mistake.”
(Telezygology’s Response in Opposition,
at 7). The contention is largely undeveloped and is not supported by legal authority. Consequently, it need not be considered,
de la Rama v. Illinois Dept. of Human Services,
There was no mutual mistake here, however:
The doctrine of mutual mistake is limited to cases in which both parties were reasonable in their inconsistent interpretations; cases, in other words, of irremediable ambiguity; more precisely, cases in which neither party is more at fault than the other. If neither party can be assigned the greater blame for the misunderstanding, there is no nonarbitrary basis for deciding which party’s understanding to enforce, so either party is allowed to abandon the contract without liability.... But a party whose interpretation is a product of carelessness cannot obtain relief unless the other party was equally careless, for without an equality of blame there is no basis for shifting the loss by permitting rescission.
CONCLUSION
For the foregoing reasons, the plaintiffs motion for judgment on the pleadings [# 18] is GRANTED.
Notes
. Many of the responses in Telezygology’s answer deny Asta’s factual assertions because they “contain[ ] legal conclusions to which no answer is required.” (Answer, ¶¶ 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11). To be sure, some arguably do, such as whether Asta "fully performed all of its obligations,” (Complaint, ¶ 11), but most do not. For example, paragraph 8 is simply a recitation of a provision from the parties' agreement. (Complaint, ¶ 8). This is a perрlexing manner of pleading, especially since Telezygology admits that it executed the contract (Answer, ¶ 5), clearly concedes that the provision was a part of the parties’ agreement throughout its brief, and the contract is attached to the Complaint. Moreover, if a legal conclusion required no answer as Telezygology asserts — it is wrong about this, see Fed. R.Civ.P. 8(b);
Neitzke v. Williams,
. The plaintiff was in the business of leasing truck drivers and related persоnnel. It contracted with the defendant to provide licensed drivers for whose services the defendant agreed to pay the plaintiff on an hourly basis. The contract provided that the defendant would not hire any driver whose employment with H & M terminated less than one year prior to being hired by the defendant. The
. For example, the defendant does not claim that the clause constitutes a penalty for nonperformance and thus ought not be enforced. In addition to the issue not being presented, Judge Posner's panel opinion in
XCO Intern., Inc. v. Pacific Scientific Co.,
. The parties’ agreement stated that it was governed by Illinois law. (Complaint, Ex. I, at 6).
. The “objective theory” of contract interpretation,
Newkirk v. Village of Steger,
. What Telezygology may have privately thought the clause meant is of no moment, because, objectively, it obviously means something else.
Skycom Corp. v. Telstar Corp.,
. At lеast on a literal level, the 50% payment is not for liquidated damages since the contract did not in terms prohibit the hiring of an Asta salesperson. Rather, it provided that if Telezygology “decide[d] to hire any of the sales personnel” provided by Asta, Telezygology would be required to pay Asta 50% of each hired salesperson's first year base salary due on the date the salesperson was hired. By contrast, the contract in H & M Commercial Driver Leasing, Inc. prohibited the hiring of personnel provided by the plaintiff to the defendant, and then set forth the amount the defendant would pay as "liquidated damages.” See note 2, supra.
