OPINION
¶ 1 Petitioners ask this court to strike the complaint filed by the Real Parties in Interest (hereinafter referred to as “Respondents”), contending that it does not contain a short and plain statement of the case as required by Rule 8(a) of the Arizona Rules of Civil Prоcedure.
¶2 Respondents, on the other hand, insist that the pleading is a short and plain statement of this case. They urge us to consider the size, сomplexity, and duration of the financial transactions at issue, as well as *49 the extensive accounting and reconstructivе work completed prior to filing the complaint. Rule 8, they contend, imposes no page or paragraph limit.
¶ 8 The сpmplaint in question is of the “kitchen sink” variety. 1 It contains allegations of fraud, conversion, constructive fraud/ breach of fiduсiary duty, unlawful acts in violation of A.R.S. § 13-2314.04, breach of contract, foreclosure, guaranty and indemnity, negligence, negligence per se, negligent misrepresentation, and contempt of court. Eighteen defendants are named, as well as John Does 1-25, Jane Does 1-25, Black Corporations 1-25, White Partnerships 1-25, and Red Associations 1-25. Among other things, the document contains a table оf contents, a list of defined terms, a detailed description of excess insurance and reinsurance, thirty pages of factual background, and 230 pages of allegations. Excluding the exhibits, it comprises 269 pages, 1322 numbered paragraphs, and 159 counts. The full complaint covers approximately 425 pages — two volumes several inches thick. See Ariz. R. Civ. P. 10(c) (“A copy of a written instrument whiсh is an exhibit to a pleading is a part thereof for all purposes.”).
¶4 Petitioners filed a motion to strike. The trial court deniеd the motion, finding that “although the complaint is lengthy, [it] is a clear statement of the factual basis upon which the allegations are made and further, is a clear statement of the allegations against each Defendant.” A subsequent motion for reconsideration was also denied. Thereafter, the court of appeals declined special action jurisdiction. Thе matter was then brought here, and for the first time Petitioners requested a stay of the proceedings.
¶ 5 Because Arizona is a notice pleading state, extensive factual recitations are not required.
Rosenberg v. Rosenberg,
¶ 6 The rule itself is straightforward and easy to understand. “Short” is defined as “having little length” or “not lеngthy or drawn out.” Merriam Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary 1084 (10th ed.1996). A 269-page, 1322-paragraph complaint is not “short” by any stretch of thе word, whatever the complexity of the lawsuit. Synonyms of “short” include concise, condensed, direct, succinct, and terse. Thе complaint is none of these. On the other hand, antonyms include large, long, and rambling, all of which easily describe this pleading.
¶ 7 Wе have been unable to locate a single case finding a complaint as lengthy as this one in compliance with Rule 8. A 125-page, 323-paragraph RICO complaint was labeled “an egregious violation” of Fed.R.Civ.P. 8(a) in
Hartz v. Friedman,
¶8 Likewise, Respondents’ attempt to distinguish
McHenry v. Renne,
¶ 9 During oral argument, counsel for Respondents stated that they took this сase very seriously and wanted to “fully and fairly advise the defendants that they were being sued for mammoth acts of fraud.” They allegedly hoped to send the message that this was an important matter. Such motivation, however, is misguided. The size of a complaint is nоt the way to communicate purpose or intention.
¶ 10 The significant burden on a defendant to answer, and on a court to decipher, such a lengthy document would normally warrant its dismissal. Here, however, the defendants have already answered the complaint. In fact, massive disclosure statements have been exchanged, extended depositions have been taken, and a Rule 16 scheduling conference has been held. 2 Petitioners waited several months to file a special actiоn in the court of appeals, and did not request a stay of the proceedings until sixteen months after the complaint was filed. They now insist that it was easier to answer the complaint than to appeal issues relating to Rule 8. We are not persuaded by this explanation.
¶ 11 Quite simply, this matter presents us with examples of extreme adversariness on both sides — a 269-page complaint, a disclosure statement containing several thousand pages, a deposition scheduled to take eight days — -all of which we strongly disapprove. Nevertheless, it would only exacerbate the problem to strike the complaint now. Early on, the trial judge should have granted the motion to strike. At this stage, we refuse to further delay the matter, which would only increase the already astronomical expense to all parties. The stay of proceedings is dissolved. Relief is denied.
Notes
. Respondents having “thrown everything in but the kitchen ’sink.”
. During oral argument, counsel for Petitioners inexplicably denied that a Rule 16 conference had ever been held. The Response to Petition for Review, however, includes a detailed minute entry from such a proceeding.
